I would like to thank my agent. (I’ve always wanted to say that.) Josh, thank you for continuing to take my calls and hustle for me even though I have yet to make you a single dollar. Hopefully this fancy new site will make your job easier. 2013 is our year Alexander Hera.

Last but not least, I want to thank my readers (which miraculously include more than just my family, my friends, Logan and my agent). I’m feeling scarily emotional today, so I just want to get this one thing out…I love you, invisible internet friends, and I appreciate you. I can’t tell you how humbled I am by the fact that you take time out of your very busy and important schedules to read this blog versace bags.

The fact that some of you leave complimentary comments or send me flattering emails is truly icing on this blogger’s cake. It makes my day when you ask me a cooking question (I feel so skilled and knowledgeable), tell me that you made one of my recipes (you’re so domestic), share a Dude Diet success (wonderland bodies everywhere), or contact me just to say that you too get panic attacks (solidarity!). I literally want to hug each and every one of you.

In honor of this momentous occasion in Domesticate Me’s history, I whipped up something special. While I considered doing a “Happy Rebirth-Day” cake of some sort, or perhaps a strong champagne cocktail, I decided that today called for real food. So without further ado, I give you Grilled Halibut Tacos with Peach Salsa headphone amp.